That is what the imaginary sign says that I wear on my giant pregnant belly.
Strangers read this imaginary sign and then they start talking to me. I seriously think it is hilarious and I might be laughing about it right now.

A few of my recent favs:
1. I'm putting air in my tires and a a lady pulls up to me. She rolls down her window and says, "Don't stress out about having your baby in Pleasanton, I voted NO on the parcel tax and everything is still going to work out." She went off on the parcel tax and voting and then I burst her bubble by telling her I lived in Livermore.
2. The store clerk told me that all people deliver their boys 3 weeks early, including her daughter... so mine's going to be "popping" out soon {I did like this comment because I'm hoping for that too}
3. A lady I've met once said to me today, "Is it the white shirt or have you just popped since I've seen you?" {Um... yes, it is just the white shirt. Mental note... do not wear this white shirt again}
4 . And my most favorite from a little boy {although I'll cut him some slack since he's 5} says, "Why are you so fat?"
Oh this is the life. Only 5 more weeks!!