Tubes

Weston had his first surgery last Friday... tubes. That might be the quickest surgery ever. Weston did awesome and he's definitely tugging at his ears less. We think he might be hearing a bit better because he'll follow a few simple commands now{i.e. "Get the book etc."} and he's added "no, no, no" to his repertoire on Friday. Coincidence... who knows??

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

I feel like I'm pregnant. I feel like everything stinks and/or smells like rotting chicken juice. I can feel it though, this is my weekend. We have this book and we are getting down and dirty with the car .

This woman is nutso... she has all these random tricks that include mostly vinegar, baking soda, and club soda. How is that possible? I don't know, but I'm trying everything this queen says. It's like I'm reading the cleaning bible.

I just soaked my back seat with some type of pet enzyme cleaner, covered it all up with plastic garbage bags, and stacked bins on top of the bags to trap in the cleaner. Like I said, I'm desperate.

Oh Deere

I'm narrowing down why Weston is crying:

1. Out of happiness for his John Deere boots that now fit

2. Out of sadness because now they almost don't fit

3. But I'm pretty sure he is crying over the stench of our car. Remember how I left chicken in the car overnight?? I threw the bag away thinking the smell would go away since nothing leaked. Yeah right, I'm not that lucky. After the car still stunk so bad, post throwing the bag away, we did some investigating. The culprit: chicken juice had leaked all under the carpet, dripped out of the car into the garage, and the spare tire was swimming in it. It stinks so bad that I might cry, scream, and then pass out. As a result... all things have been tried. Oxy clean, Tide, anti-bacterial spray, a rented carpet cleaner, vanilla extract mixed in water, onion, vinegar, and our own blood, sweat, and tears. We are soooo open for suggestions {except "buy a new car"}.